Man found having sex with mr potatoe head figure is jailed for 7 years

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A man found having sex with a mr potatoe head figureen in a childrens changing room has been jailed for 7 years serving a minimum of 4 .. micheal webster junior of bamber bridge pleaded guilty to 2 counts of sniffing boys pe shorts and 2 counts of having sex with a toy . judge absoloutley joking told webster he was a immenent threat too the public and the best place for him was a toy free prison.webster broke down in tears in the dock clutching his obe won kanobe figureen as the g4s confiscated it from him and lead him to the cells to start his lenghty prison sentence

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