Teen Wanted For Assault And Murder

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Yesterday evening Chicago teen Dontai Cantrell was caught beating, and eating multiple elderly women. Cantrell usually stands in front of KFC restaurants around Chicago's Southside waiting for elderly citizens to exit with their meal. Cantrell was dressed as a chicken bone for Halloween. As the elderly praised Cantrell for having such a uniquely unusual costume, he'd tackle them. Since his victims are usually about sixty years and older, the tackle of the two hundred-fifty pound teenagers knocked them unconscious. Cantrell would then search his victim's bag for food. If the bag consists of little to no food, Cantrell would resort to eating the elderly women whole. Two Chicago police officers attempted to arrest the brute, but was unsuccessful. According to the dashcam video, the two officers approached Cantrell with weapons drawn. The brute surrendered. Just as the officers attempted to place the handcuffs on the teen, he sprung off the ground, and ate them both. The savage managed to escape. May God rest their souls. The last known outfit of the brute is a chicken bone costume. If the brute is spotted, do not approach, he is considered big, heavy, and dangerous. Instead please call (773)-202-LUNA.

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