Bingley crime down 305 percent as local thugs leave country
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Police in the Bingley area have reported a significant drop in crime rate since one of the UK's most wanted drug king pins has said to fled the country.
Car theft was down 80 points
Car Accidents down 240 points
Burglary's down 310 points
Residents have welcomed the figures from the police and are happy to hear the great results, one resident stated " i am so glad to see an improvement in the crime rate, it's good to know i can lend betty that £1.50 for a coffee knowing i won't get my windows put through if i don't pay her back quick enough"
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