Teesside Man Moves To Turkey and Becomes Millionaire
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Elliot Graham, a 21 year old Teesside man from the Priestfields area became an Internet sensation when he discovered an ingenious way to become rich and all he had to do...was move to Turkey.
That's right. Elliot Graham found out you could use the currency conversion rates to your own advantage and by doing so, never having to work again.
He went over to Turkey with just £10 spending money and turned it into over one million! He then flew back home immediately and withdrew another £200. He then went back to Turkey and converted it into twenty-million!
Elliot decided to fly home one more time, but not to withdraw any more money. He said "nah I don't need any more money m8, fucking move I've got a job to do" before proceeding to barge through the news crew.
He reportedly went to his ex girlfriends house and shouted through the window "hello pudding head, I've came to let you know that I hate you and everyone knows your fanny is wider than a Hollywood bowl ally" before rubbing his balls on her living room window and saying "suck my millionaire balls bitch"
According to our sources his plan is to start a company with the intention of helping Turkish citizens have cold food because apparently "it's too hot to have freezers in Turkey as they would melt..."
That's it...that's what he actually said, I can't believe it...I'm done, I'm so fucking done, I quit.
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