Young Caleb Criste was arrested early this evening for jizzing on local car handles.

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Young Caleb Criste was just arrested for jizzing on parked vehicles in Altoona. Caleb was out walking around with Tyler Houck and Michael David when the incident had taking place multiple times. "I wanted everyone to have the chance yo touch my kids" was Calebs answer when he was questioned on why he did it. This indeed is one of the strangest arrest that has taking place in Altoona Pennsylvania.

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