Irish Gardai assisted by F.B.I. agents in sexual pervert case.
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The Gardai were aided by F.B.I. agents in the apprehension of known pervert "John Flanagan". The said agents were alerted by young females in an online chat group after their report to Facebook resulted in the pervert's 24 hour ban from the social networking site. The perpetrator terrified the girls by sending private messages containing pictures of his fully erect penis in the group. Although the size was not the issue, one girl said it looked like a dogs penis with warts on it, that girl is still in shock and being treated with large doses of Prozac. John was arrested while heavily disguised in a "hat" which one officer said he would liken it to disguises befitting of the film "Mission Impossible", as can be seen in our photo. It is expected that he will be sentenced to 6 months in Mountjoy Prison for the offence, the case began today and is expected to run into the early hours of tomorrow. Ciaran Mullooly reporting for RTE News said "it is likely this man will be placed on the sex offenders register" as he is a serial offender. John pleaded Not Guilty due to a build-up of sexual frustration and said in a statement "She was Asking for it"..
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