LOCAL HOLYHEAD BOY MISSING!
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Local Holyhead teenager Jamie Pritchard has this evening been announced as missing by the North Wales Police. Jamie was last seen on his way to his Aunty Yvonne's house earlier today after finishing school. His Aunty Yvonne was interviewed by our publishers and said she was "worried sick" about Jamie and wishes he would return home safely in one piece. Aunty Yvonne Warren was quick to reveal that it was not like her little Jamie bear to be running away from home, this resulting in her believing that Jamie has been taken against his will but doesn't find it too hard to believe as he is such a cute little boy who catches the eye of everyone. Aunty Yvonne last seen Jamie earlier that day when she dropped his dinner money off for him in school and she said he looked fine.
Close mates of Jamie who asked to remain anonymous revealed that Jamie wasn't his usual self earlier that day in school and believe it had something to do with the canteen not supplying enough lasagne for his needs.
If you have any information about Jamie or have seen him wondering the streets of Holyhead please call 07784399875. If you do happen to cross Jamie in the streets do not approach him as it is said that he gets grouchy and aggressive when hungry.
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