Caucasian Male Suspected of Molesting himself at Defqon Music Festival
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This man who is yet to be identified, believed to be in his late 40s is currently in hiding after he was last seen allegedly "retrieving MDMA capsules from his anal cavity" during the last performance at Deqon music festival.
According to multiple witnesses he had been sighted in the womens bathroom at Ruse Tavern inserting heroin via his urethra (beneath his foreskin).
Please lockup your sound systems and hide your Nike Air Maxxies. This man is highly volatile and has been trained in Gabber-kwon-do.
If you have any further information on this mans whereabouts please contact crimestoppers immediately.
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