Local Man Gets Keys To The World
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Local man who can only be called as Rob gets the keys to the world after he slays a dragon that has been threatening the USA of late. His only statement on the matter is that he was 'just doing what he thought was right' then ended up leaving by going through the crowd that had gathered around the body of the 100 ft dragon. We are looking at the footage on cctv to see how he did, the local NYPD chief had said to us.
But sources say the man that appeared to slay the dragon had come from the UK and no trace can be shown of how he got in to the US or left there either.
One Woman said he just appeared to shout at the dragon then punch it right in the nose.
If you have anymore information of this man, the world media would very much like to speak to him and get his account of what happened, and if you see him tell him the big key he has got the City of New York would like to have it back seeing as its the only one they have!
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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