Smurphy sentenced in polmant.

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Wee Courtney Smurphy got sentenced to 13 month in polmant after walking into local spar, she had "nicked" a milky way and when the shopkeeper confronted her she shouted in his face "SHUT UP BRUV" she then continued to whip her penis out and told him to "suck ma Choad ya wank stain"
The wee creep has been dished oot multiple chargers hahaha nae luck ya wee slag.

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