Man from East Grinstead arrested after gherkin shoplifting shame
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A man from East Grinstead was arrested and taken into custody following an incident at Tesco's involving the theft of 200 jars of pickled gherkins. Dean Ironside 35 of East Grinstead was captured on CCTV packing 10 to 20 jars of pickled gherkins into a cardboard box and walking out of the stores, this went on for two weeks every day at around 6:30 PM on three of the occasions he even used A mobility scooter and a wheelchair to look less conspicuous, mr Ironside then returned to the store on Friday the 13th at 6:30 PM where he was met by the police Who were there waiting for him to take his next lot lot of pickled gherkins. When he saw the police approaching him he ran through the stores to try to make off until he was taking down by offices A scuffle broke out and then mr Ironside bit one of the officers on the nose and then shouted... I'll bite your fucking nose off. get off me your mum is a skank and I'm going to set fire to your grandmother!! Mr Ironside was then handcuffed and arrested and taken into custody where he will stand trial in court ,
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