'Illegal' German robs £4'000 of beauty products

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A high Court heard today that a Debenhams employee who can't be name for legal reasons, has been stealing four thousand pounds eorth of products from 2 department store in 4 years of employment.

The woman in question has had issues regarding her migration in the country after police discovered she has had recent run ins with the immigration tribunal discovering an over run stay and non completed British citizenship.

Sources from the department store in a Debenhams branch in London say that she is 'fond of tester products and perfumery products' and that she is typically deceiving in personality. Some people in the store fear she has a dark past as she often deeply stares at other employees in a ''death stare' like manner.

The general public are to contact crimestoppers on 0800 555 111 if they sight or come into contact with her.

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