Local Man Hopes to Bring DNA Retrieval Technique to the States

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Goa, India- Local man Venkant Muppana hopes to bring his unorthodox technique of oral DNA extraction to veterinary clinics across the United States.

Mr Muppana stated he first learned the technique while he was on holiday in Ireland two years ago. "I met this really pleasant fellow who was nothing but all mouth. He took a very hands, and mouth, on approach to teaching me his techniques!" said a smiling Mr Muppana.

"I brought this newfound knowledge back home to India where I volunteer at local vet clinics in my spare time. It has been revolutionary in helping the many poor animals in this country. It had also helped me in boosting the protein my diet sorely lacks!" Muppana excitedly stated.

2017 will be a landmark year for the young man as he is looking to not only go traveling abroad to share the knowledge of this new technique but he also plans on seeing if it will work as well with other species. One thing is sure though; Mr Muppana is dedicated to his passions.

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