Local Cork Man Fired for Seducing Young Graduates

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24 year old Cork man Shane Tobin has been fired by VMware.

Allegations the past few weeks have stated that Shane seduces Graduates of all ages and makes them move into the same apartment block like him as he does not want to drive to them like his college friend Chidi Ebili.

Shane had this to say on the matter "I did not hit that girl in Secret Garden"...Shane commented on another incident on this matter and refused to comment on the Graduate incident as it may ruin his chances with future Graduates in the future.

VMware had this to say "Shane was always an absolute bluffer, he always tried to crack onto Graduates and even tried the interns....from 4th year Secondary Schools, we would not like to comment any further."

Housemate George had this to say "I always heard crying from his room but I just thought he was watching Django Unchained I never thought it was Graduates crying out for help".

Locals have been told to keep kids Graduation pictures off of Facebook as Shane is on the hunt for a new job and new Graduate.

Pascal Sheehy,
Rte News,
Corkkkkk.

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