Local Accountant Addicted to the Sesh

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Budding young accountant, Shane Crowley, has in the last few days taken the first steps on the road to redemption by admitting he is in fact, addicted to the sesh.

A regular in haunts such as Coppers and Diceys, Shane has found his accounting dreams begin to suffer. Sources within KPMG feel he is on the brink.

Affectionately known as Jim by close friends, one such buddy feels there isn't a problem, he mentions "this isn't Shane's first rodeo". He goes on to say that only last week they were in fact on the sesh, "we have this chant for Jim, he's big he's red and he's bu**ing off his head, the fucker loves it".

No one can tell for sure where Shane's future lies but this reporter for one can't see him coming off the sesh anytime soon.

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