Robert Golden's Hair Elected President
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A Pennsylvania resident, Robert Golden, is very attached to our country's latest president, literally. This race has been a very hairy one, to say the least. Between the media being muffled, and the fear of the hell toupe if one candidate won, the race was concluded early, by Robert Goldens hair, a member of the whig party, with an overwhelming majority of the votes.
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