Southampton teens arrested following public indecency charges

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Elisha Martin and Ollie Shaw, both aged 16 has been arrested tonight following an incident in West End, Southampton. One witness told us at BBC News that "They were clearly high, The girl was pole dancing naked outside Asda and the boy was dry humping Dorris from Hedge End"

We had the chance to interview her accomplice, Ollie Shaw. We asked him for the story and his reply was: "We were getting blazed as fuck down Hatch Grange, when all of a sudden Elisha had an idea to get naked and dance around the village, not gunna lie i thought it was a fucking sick idea, it was jokes."

The Teenagers have now been detained by Hampshire Constabulary and will be released on bail until their court date on the 10th December. The police have issued this statement:

"We take public indecency very seriously here in Hampshire. Anyone caught without their clothes will pay a fine and possibly face criminal charges. If you want to get high as fuck down the village then so be it, but no one wants to see your bits, alright?!"

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