Child Recently Diagnosed With Lettuce Allergy
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Local boy James "Bitty" Ahern was diagnosed with a lettuce allergy today after a deadly trip outside of his home went wrong.
James (20) hasn't left his house in 9 years due to complications with his vagina.
His mother Helen (69) was quoted with saying "James, eat your lettuce" at a rare venture to KC's 4 years ago.
The effects of this trip caught up with him in Amsterdam.
Reports say that the lettuce dosage James took in Amsterdam was close to lethal.
You can donate to his charity www.breastmilk.ie to raise funds for this troubled child.
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