Godzilla found brutally murdered on Boatstrand Beach

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The body of the infamous Godzilla has been found dead on boatstrand beach in the early hours of this morning.. Local character Boel Jurke stumbled across the body this morning whilst he was rolling a fag and fingering a dirt bird behind the storm wall. "It was probably knackers" said the young man in disgust.

Gardaí have detained a suspect, known by locals as a "pyscho-the-rapist", after the eye witness to the scene broke down in tears, stating that his own father in fact, killed the fictional Japanese monster with one belt.

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