Aylesbury Lawyer hoping to break through in UK urban hip hop industry

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A lawyer from Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire is hoping to break into the UK urban hip hop industry as he prepares to launch his debut album.

Ifty Ahmed, 29, who is a qualified property solicitor, said he has been working on his album for the last 3 years in between his day job & claims it will bring 'something different to the table'.

He said "I am different to other rappers & hip hop artists &, with all due respect to them, I bring some intellect to the table because of my background". He admitted he is going into this industry later than most artists would in their lifetime but remained adamant he could be successful.

"My lyrics are deep, they describe what I've seen, I don't talk about where others have been. I'm original, authentic - do you know what I mean?" He said (which is incidentally one of his lyrics in his track labelled "Pushing the pounds (£) not the Kilos".)

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