Limerick U21 Hurler Embroiled in "Creep" Claims from Local Women
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An unnamed Limerick u21 hurler stands accused of being involved in a worldwide creepy fucker sting, which was spearheaded by Interpol's head office in Scotland Yard and backed up by the FBI Task Force based in the Florida federal offices. The 19 year old man, who cannot be named for legal purposes, stands accused of being a creep who follows any member of the opposite gender he deems necessary on social media platforms such as Instagram and Snapchat in order to boost his online fan numbers. This is all to aid and abet his claims of being the "Insta King", which he was heard joking and boasting about last weekend in an Irish Bar in Manchester.
However it seems the pendulum is about to fall on the unnamed man as he has come to prominence to authorities due to an unnamed source who overheard his boasts in the bar and in due course then reported him to the Metropolitan Police. We contacted him for a statement which he returned as follows: "I'm on fiyyyah, yur defence is turrified. MUP SALLY".
We have since contacted the Insta King's representatives for a comment on this matter but are yet to receive any response.
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