Deranged Morristown man spotted smelling local cats!!

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

2059 74169 Shares

Watch your cats!!! There is a very large hairy man wondering the streets of Morristown and sometimes asbury park. He smells like stale cheeseburgers and tells really annoying jokes and has a fetish for smelling cats. This psychotic cat smeller is not afraid to write you up. He will say things like "sorry homes but that's against the rules" and "oh my god this cat smells good". No matter what he cooks he is not afraid to cover it in eggs. He will make himself a bowl of fruit loops and then cover the whole thing with eggs. Watch your cats , and your cereal. This man is very confused.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

loading Biewty

Most Popular

  1. 1

    a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.

  2. 2

    octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images