Donald Trump sighted in Wise County VA

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A rump sighting in Wise County while fishing at Bark Camp lake. Trump was asked what he was doing in Wise County and was reported to say "Wise has slot of coal,tremendous amount of coal. As your president I will bring coal and the coal jobs will be terrifically better than other coal jobs". Trump then went on to say : "I heard of this guy called the wood booger and he could be an undocumented illegal. My team is on the case and we will deport him and all the others in our country. I heard he can fly a plane and we will now equip my wall with lasers and facial recognition scanners to spot any illegals who can fly over top my great wall." Trump then jumped upon a great white horse with Vladimir Putin and rode off into the sunset.

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