Southwest Virginia Reptilian Trump Movement On The Rise
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Early Saturday morning a large unidentifiable object descended onto the mountains of Southwest Virginia. The large craft fashioned from an unrecognizable weightless metal was said to have shot laser beams at several forest dwelling citizens. These men, Gary Henry Jeffson, 43, and Rutherford Blueford, 24, recounted the spectacular details of theor experience to our correspondent.
"It weren't like nothing I ever seen in all my time getting drunk in the woods", Gary told us, a far off look of disbelief in his eyes. His companion Rutherford shared a similar sentiment. "Now I done seen some **** out here, but I ain't never seen no Woodbooger or no kinda ghosts or nothing, but I tell you right now, them was some aliens and they had 'em a spacecraft and lasers and they said if'n we didn't vote right thus Tuesday they's gonna be some consequences. Now, I think we all know what that means."
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