Chris Harris Jr out 6-8 weeks after embarrassing injury

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It is being reported from multiple sourced that Denver Broncos star CB Chris Harris Jr injured his vagina and is out 6-8 weeks. ESPN reporter Carl Henley believes that Chris Harris Jr is faking the injury because he is scared that he will get burned by Raider's receivers Amari Cooper and Michael Crabtree. With this injury, the Denver Donkeys, I mean Broncos are left vary thin at the cornerback position because they are also without their other star cornerback Aqib "Cheddar Bob" Talib who got that nickname because he shot himself in the leg this offseason like a dumb ass. With this injury the Raiders are guaranteed to beat the Broncos by at least 5 touchdowns on Sunday.

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