Daniel Blake - Killed by girlfriend over making her chicken nuggets fall on the floor.
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Daniels girlfriend Bronya Tango is now in court getting sentenced for murder. In court she has told ' we was driving along when he sudden braked and I then dropped all of my chicken nuggets. I then told him to pull over quickly and told him he had to buy me more as he dropped them and he said no. She the dragged him out the car and accidently strangled him with a scarf and he then just laid in the bushes'. We believe most of what Bronya has said was true but don't believe Daniel was 'accidently' strangled. She proceeded to drive the car away from the scene which is another law broken she has no licence. Bronya has refused to tell us where the car is. She will be going to prison when evidence is found. If any has witnessed a blue ford ST bringing with DB64 please call 07446023573.
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