Teen dies after getting her phone taken away

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Olivia, who recently contracted ocd after sleeping with a gay stripper named Alfie, killed her self earlier this day. The event was spawned from an argument about her obsessive cleaning habits. This dispute resulted in the removal of her sim card. After this she cried like a little bitch. Witnesses say she said "I'm going to slit me rists you cunt fuckers!" Her husband, a johnny cardboard cut out said, "I'll miss the sound of hentai in the midnight" the anorexic autistic weeaboo will not be missed.

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