Breaking news: Suspected homocide in New Alexandria, Westmoreland County

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Police were called to a suspected homocide in New Alexandria, Pennsylvania. Police and coroner were called to Lazy Acres Campground that was closed for the season. A neighboring camper noticed something odd just before dark on Greene spruce lane. Rebecca Meadows told police "I stopped at my campsite to get a few freezables I left behind when I seen what appeared to be a man holding a gun half way into the screen door covered in blood" she told reporters. According to Rich owner of lazy acres, Ray Puza was spotted near the area around 5:30pm. Ray could be considered armed and dangerous and wanted by the police. Any information to the whereabouts of Ray Puza and Colleen Mazreku please keep hush hush there goofy as fuck.

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