Cheeky couple gone missing???

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School pupil's Ellie Rose and James Johnson both 13 from clacton, have been reported missing. Last seen late satuday night walking from town, the couple were last reported walking past a highway. We've spoken to any passing by drivers who may of seen the two, one eyewitness said that she had seen the too walking along the high way into a bush, after that she reported that the bush was shaking, she also heard loud noises coming from the bush, she was worried, she told us she had entred the bush she had seen them in, but they were gone, all that was left was there clothes; underwear included. The too have been missing for over 34 hours now and are walking around naked, having sex everywhere! If you see anything please contact 07342 756472.

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