Multiple Alleged Centaur Attacks in Saskatchewan First Nation
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There have been multiple attacks on a First Nations Indian Reserve in Central Saskatchewan in the past two weeks. The Chief and Council of the band wanted us to keep their reserve anonymous due to the public's safety. Along our travels we had the courtesy to speak to a few of the victims. The victims gave us full consent to release their names and stories of the attacks.
Our first victim goes by the name of Janelle 'Addi' Meechance. We asked her about her experience and she said, 'It was a chilly Wednesday night, I just finished dropping my children off at the hall for the 'boys and girls club'. As I was driving back home, to go and relax for a bit before I had to pick them up. Then suddenly this horse like creature ran in front of my '81 Honda. I accidentally bumped into it a bit, I must've hit a patch of black ice and slid into the ditch a bit. Immediately I jumped out to see if the animal and car were ok. As I was inspecting the area to see if the animal was around, I noticed something behind my car. It then charged me. I tried to rush to get back into my vehicle but it was too fast. The creature grabbed me by the hair and threw me in front of my vehicle. I backed up slowly to see what it was. As it came into the headlights, I couldn't believe my eye. It was a half man and half horse. I was frozen in fear. I then came to my senses and tried to run, but it kicked me with tremendous force, sending me to the side of the vehicle. I managed to squirm into the back seat of my car. The way this creature was screaming, trying to open my doors. Thank the lord a vehicle was coming and that's when it ran away'.
The second victim by the name of Gregg 'Grandma's Boy' Tisnic claims his attack happened behind his grandma's place. Here's his story. 'It was just another night. I was out alone behind 'mom's' place, scouting for deer and putting up bait piles for my hunters that were coming in. I was at blind were the infamous legend 'Big Ben' tends to roam. I heard crackings in the bushes. I paused for several minutes, listening. Nothing. I went about my business and suddenly this big creature came barrelling out of the enclosed bushes beside me. It startled me so my natural reaction was to run for cover. I ran inside my blind and this creature was banging on my blind. The banging stopped. I looked toward the window and here it was a half man and half horse. Everyone knows it by 'centaur'. Its lower half was black and the body of a horse. Its upper half was that of a man. It had pale skin and long messy black hair. It had pure black eyes and the smell of it was horrid. We locked eyes for a couple seconds, which seemed like hours. It suddenly bull rushed the blind, shattering the plexiglass windows, send shards of it into my face. The pain was intense. It then knocked the blind over, sending me to land on my back and neck. The wind was knocked out of me. All I can hear was the hooves of it beating on the blind. I managed to get out of the blind before I was crushed. Still out of breath, I attempted to run to my truck. I almost reached it until I felt a strong blow to the back of my head. I fell forward. This beast started wailing on me, heavy breathing. I was doing everything I can to shield myself, but it was just too strong. 3 days later I wake up in the hospital with multiple concussions, 2 broken arms, 5 fractured ribs and my body was 65 bruised. I'm glad I'm still alive'.
The truth is out there. Injun Tales will be doing an investigation on this creature and try to bring peace to the people and get the answers they deserve.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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