Trump Promises to "Grab" All Alley Cats Plaguing Inner City America
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Tonight In Sterling Heights, Michigan, Trump spoke at a late-night rally attended by thousands of supporters and hundreds of still-undecided voters on the eve of Election Day, 2016.
"I've visited Detroit and Grand Rapids, and I tell you, it's terrible what's going on there."
He continued, his delicate hands expressive of his passion for inner-city problems,"So many families have left Michigan, some leaving behind their beloved feline pets in the desperate hope of finding jobs in other states. We are now seeing such a big-league increase in numbers in the feral cat population it's comparable to Mexican and Islamic Immigration."
"I pledge to you, that in my first 100 days in office, I will appoint a team of "Pussy Grabbers" to clean up the inner city. We will sterilize these cats and send them to loving homes in Canada and Mexico."
Mike Pence was in attendance at the rally and stated that the first dozen or so will be sent to live with Rosie O'Donnell in her new home in Vancouver.
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