Dodgy Dave caught in action behind Tesco Express

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David Morris, also known as Dodgy Dave, was caught violently blowjobbing an unknown male behind Tesco Express last night. When asked David stated "I was desperate for a fag so I offered him a blowjob in exchange for a soggy rollie." David then went on to say "I couldn't even get a drag out of it."

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