Local woman wins mega lottery
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A 52 year old West Belfast woman has won herself a whopping £43 million tonight on National lottery Rollover.
The unamed lady who wishes to remain anonymous says she can't believe her luck.
'I've been out of work ill for sometime and struggling financially. I don't normally play lotto but something made me buy a ticket'.
She has stated that she won't be going wild with the winnings, she has lived and learned that money doesn't buy happiness. She plans to pass around a few £50 notes to help out friends and family.
We wish her all the best as she is now planning to leave on an extended 1 year holiday, her first in many long years. She also asked us to pass on some words to all her haters and ex's. 'Go feck yourselves lol'
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