Martin Ivachnov son of the late great gureilla harambe Has escaped Belfast Zoo.
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Harambe Jr has been reported missing from Belfast Zoo , we are unaware of Martin's whereabouts and would like you to report any suspicious activity from the "fat lithunian/Russian gurilla " we would also like to warn the public that Martin breaks into houses tickles bum holes and raids fridges . Also to the farmers out there Guerilla Martin has been eating raw chicken (including the penis) and leaving the beaks in his school bag. The Lithuanian guerrilla has a beast in his belly that's so hard to control we would also like to inform the public that he would eat babies for his breakfast ,BE AWARE!
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