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The PSNI are hunting serial rabbit murderer Patrick Shannon. Mr Shannon has been seen wondering the Belfast hills and police have warned the public not to approach him as he may strike at anytime.
Local burrows in the Belfast hills have reported that Mr Shannon snatches their young right from the mothers using different methods of extraction.
One resident who wished to remain anonymous said "If it wasn't for the sounds of his welly boots coming up the ditch me and my family could have fell victim to this monster."
Police believe he may have an accomplice that goes by the name Stevie.
Anyone with any information at all is to contact Tennent Street police station and ask for Det Sergeant David Fluff. Alternatively please dial 999 and await assistance.
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