Local man arrested at airport under suspicion of having a semi-automatic weapon in the front of his pants. Turns out it was just his monster dong!
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Mike Torrento, 25, of Hazel Park Michigan has what authorities are calling a "love gun," a penis the size of an AR-15.
After a brief misunderstanding, TSA agents apologized for the mishap, and ended up taking Torrento out and buying him dinner, seeing as he already had put out.
"This isn't the first time this has happened," Torrento said. "I've been cast out my whole life, carrying this burden since I can remember. I just hope my story can inspire others suffering from having a huge dick to come forward and be proud of who they are."
Torrento's girlfriend, who was with him at the time, declined to comment.
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