Man Arrested for "Sexual Assault" says he was acting under order of the President

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Nov 11, 2016 - NY News Release.
Paul Putnam was arrested after trying to evade law enforcement in Des Moines, IA late Wednesday night. Initial reports were that Paul sexually assaulted a woman in the midtown grocery. She stated "he just walked up and grabbed me by the pussy!" Paul was questioned by law enforcement after a leading chase through most of the inner midtown Des Moines area, put his statement was the following: "I thought I was acting on orders from the Trump guy, you know the President now?"

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