Local gimp duo had lucky escape

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Jim Hall and Scott Parsons had a lucky escape this week when an adult joke went wrong. The prank , which involves golf balls , vaseline and a hoover suffered technicalities and left the pair of them harnessed to a local swingers bed post which resulted im them having to make a call to the emergency services. Upon arrival at the scene one paramedic mentioned that there was a strong smell of vaseline in the air and a large number of "adult toys" in the room. Fire crews were on scene to cut the pair free and paramedics treated the pair for , and we quote...."distressed rectums" . We asked Jim and Scott for a word on the matter but neither were able to offer one.

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