Cincinnati Man hero at burning casino

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A Cincinnati man, Mark Mattison, is being praised by Cincinnati Police and Fire Departments for his actions today at J.A.C.K. Casino, which caught fire today. A fire from an unknown source at the casino forced gamblers to flee but were in dire danger when it was discovered the doors were all locked. Mr. Mattison, driving past the casino, saw several crispy burnt people through the glass windowed doors and did not hesitate to use his work vehicle to crash through and in effect rescue several hundred trapped patrons. The casino is also grateful for Mr. Mattison's actions but an audit revealed several hundred thousands of dollars missing. Mr. Mattison was unavailable for comment as reliable sources reported he had left the United States with his wife and children for an unknown destination.

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