Kroger sausage bandit

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Brandon Ray Mallett (TX) is wanted for theft of 4ft of sausage links and up to 100 dollars worth of ky jelly. The video portrays the assailant lubing and shoving the sausage up his rectum to avoid being caught. The man was last seen driving a blue voltswagon beetle license plate 4Nik82u Any info on the whereabouts of this man is urged to keep a safe distance amd call Pasadena police department at 713-477-1221 or 1800-222-TIPS

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