Lucan - Roundabout Capital of Europe

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Today, In a lavish ceremony in Brussels, Lucan, a tiny hamlet on the outskirts of Tallaght in Ireland was crowned the Roundabout Capital of Ireland. "Without all of our roundabouts in Lucan, the residents would be bored just driving in straight lines" beamed Odran O'Lugnasa, a local planner from South Dublin County Council.
"What with our curvey roads and new "Phunnell" into Dublins heart, Lucan can really say, We're not totally fucked" beamed local celebrity Will-I-Am Lovelley.
Sean Philpott, Chairman of the Lucan Bicycle Awareness Group has welcomed Danny McLaughlin's (Manager of South Dublin County Council) promise to have a roundabout on every road in Lucan by 2019. "We can go round and round arguing about the lack of regular straight roads in Lucan but, roundabouts are the future" he sneered.

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