New sperm bank to open, wyke
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After a few false starts in previous months, Katie Nichols of G**** H*** Rd is re opening what can only be explained as a banging business in the Wyke area of Bradford.
Katie a mum of two had this to say "I mite be a mum, but I still need my fanny filling every other day just like majority of the mucky boxes in the area..with me there's no limits, I'm more than happy to take deposits of anyone and everyone especially with it being the run up to Christmas as my Xmas present pile may be bigger than my kids this year"
Katie is very successful in this line of work, with over 20 notches on her bed post all ready and claims she still feels young (looks say otherwise) so intends on notching up many more.
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