Man 25 mugged & sexually assaulted

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Gerard buntin 25 Burnage was mugged & sexually assaulted early hours this morning the victim was walking past best one kingsway when he was dragged behind the shop mugged for his iPhone & pringles then tea bagged by a gang of 5 Asian men the victim is suffering from shock & is currently in hospital getting stitches in his mouth from the constant tea bagging split his mouth the victim Gerard says he feels ashamed as he got an awkward boner from the sexual assault as it slightly aroused him any witnesses are urged to come forward with any informantion

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