Bingley set to open first legal Meth lab in the UK and make way for 100+ Jobs

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Bingley is set to house the first legal meth lab in the UK and will make way for over 100 new jobs for the local community.

The scheme funded by Malay Tiger is set to have a great impact on the local economy.

Jobs will be made available from chemists to nurse's to administration teams and call centre staff.

The new meth lab is set to be housed in the old Bradford & Bingley building that has been unused for many years.

However many local drug dealers are not welcoming the new scheme and claim it will put them out of business, they said the market is current stable and something like this will create an unbalance in the economy.

The new meth lab will be creating the popular drug that is seen on TV known as crystal meth. they will be offering a free delivery service 24/7 with in a 3 mile radius, the lab is set to be complete in time for the Christmas rush this year.

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