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Random boy Chayton Le Hoe, forces his girlfriend Tanisha Goodland to chop off his 0.1 inch penis and kill him. Tanisha, after killing him she saw a dildo in a bear trap. She was so desperate and horny she ran to go get it but tripped on the way and choked on the dildo but also got her head squished in it. After the tragic death Anthony Le WhoreFace said this heartfelt statement "It's a real shame. I'm really going to miss that huge dildo. And I'm really hurt that I wasnt the last one to suck it." As you can tell there are people feelingvery sad about this tragic event. Anthony will be holding a public funeral for his poor dildo.

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