Window cleaner rings his own bell

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In local news today window cleaner matt bell is celebrating his greatest accomplishment to date. The inside out proprietor is today just out. In a statement earlier today he said "coming out is the best thing ive ever done. I only wish I had done it years ago. To think of all the boy fun ive been missing out on!!"
Were it not for his sore arse he would be dancing for joy at his new found freedom as wales' gayest window cleaner. A close friend we interviewed told us "we've always known matty was a bit batty so this cums as no surprise to those that know him".

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