Local Manchester Man Savagely Bummed In Droylesdon
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Breaking News 247 can report , during the early hours of Saturday 26th November a local man was brutally attacked.
Jamie Jamieson of Droylesden was out with friends , enjoying an evening at the Strawberry Duck Pub. At around 02:30am he was separated from the group and was last seen heading towards The Chicken Hut take away on Ashton New Road.
He was then approached by a gang of Somalian men , who lured Mr Jamieson down a secluded area. It is believed that He was offered chicken and cigs. But unbeknow to him, it was a trap. Where they ran what can only be described as a train on him.
Police say they have never seen anything this horrific. The victim is said to be coping well but will need up to 300 stitches.
One officer who was first response quoted
" When I arrived on scene , my initial thought was , we have a bleeder"
If anyone has any information, or was in the area at the time of the attack , or may have seen anything suspicious Greater Manchester Police would like to hear from them.
Please contact Crimestoppers on
0800 0112212
(quote ref: Droylesden Bleeder)
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