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Airport Security is on high alert after a woman was found trying to smuggle a butter knife onto an aircraft. The plane was bound for Lapland.

Inside sources say the woman named locally as 'Jihadi Niamh' was on her way to Lapland to exectute Santa Clause.

More on this shocking story later.

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