DERBY LADS WAITING FOR SANTA CANNOT HOLD BACK EXCITEMENT AND BOOZE EARLY

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Two Local Derby Men just cannot wait for Santa this year and decide to binge early on the town.

Derby man Patrick Annable , a former Street pride Worker, has taken to the City bars in earnest as he awaits the big day.

Talking open and candidly he told reporters .....

" Bloodyhell !!! it can,t come quick enough for me, I love it !!!!! , all those presents, Tinsel and the Turkey in the oven. Iv,e always been a fan of Christmas and this year is no exception. Don,t know what I,m getting this time but it don,t matter, as long as Iv,e
got sommat to open !! . Time for a session I reckon and this is what I,m doing ".

Close friend John o Leary also from Derby , now working for DeepTrench Cleaning also spoke of his excitement at the up and coming big day.

" You don,t need to ask me twice to go out , when Christmas is around the corner !!!!!, like a ferret down a Rat hole once i,m given the nod !!!! I don,t know if there,s anything under the tree this year but I,m not bothered, to me it,s just one big booze up ! "

Seen here in the picture, there is no two minds seeing the sheer thrill shown on their faces and we wish them a very Merry Christmas and hope they get what they want.

Unfortunately since speaking , both Patrick and John have been locked up for chucking a stool through the Optics at the Dolphin and are currently banged up , pending Criminal damage chargers in the New Year, so will not see Christmas this side of a cell.

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