Kinnegad man caught touching cattle.

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A kinnegad man named locally as Ger Killeen 19, has been arrested this evening after gardai discovered Mr Killeen acting suspicious in a field near his home. Gardai waited in the hedge and surveillance footage shows Mr Killeen sexually assaulting and touching and groping his livestock. When arrested Mr Killeen said that he was "on the beer" the night before and was very intoxicated and that he hadn't gone home since. Mr Killeen 19, was surprised when gardai came upon him carrying out his sexual fantasy. Mr Killeen a full time ditch digger has said he had been intoxicated at the time and deeply regrets his moment of madness. A file has been sent to the DPP and his livestock has been removed to a safer location. Local residents are in state of shock over Mr Killeen's actions and they have started putting electric fences and gates to keep him out. Local Cllr Stephen Dillon is due to give a speech in the local parish in the morning to worried farmers in the area. Gardai have said if Killeen 19 is released on bail be on the lookout and check livestock regularly.

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